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May 1st, 2011

Barry discusses his need to rescue pretty girls. Michael shares how to relieve a stressed out cat.

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May 8th, 2011

The boys discuss dealing with bad breath and BO, and Ross & Barry go on a tear about handicapped people as Michael squirms in discomfort.

Then, Barry's pot brownies have some unexpected results. Michael recounts his harrowing experience in a porta-potty, and the Legend of Doddy L. Doddy.

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May 16th, 2011

The guys dish out some opinions about "dirty talk," Michael reveals his neurotic and unstable side and loses it in the left-hand turn lane, and Barry describes the disheartening way he came to realize why he is not a millionaire.

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May 22nd, 2011

This week the boys whip it out and measure.  Michael is grilled about evading dirty talk questions in the last episode.  We break down Circle K & QT and compare the two.

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May 29th, 2011

This week, the boys take a break from talking about boobs and pooping, and get a little more serious. They discuss Harold Camping, the end of the world, and why it didn't happen.

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June 5th, 2011

This week, Barry introduces the bitch whisperer technique, tells of his relationship woes and how his being a slob is driving his better half insane.

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June 12th, 2011

The boys pee in the sink, and are pretty much all over the board.  We discuss why it's so funny to accuse Mike of being gay and the repercussions of going to a christian high school.

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June 19th, 2011

This week Ross promises to run over bicyclists, the boys complain about rude people, and Barry makes up with his girl friend.

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June 26th, 2011

This week, Michael introduces his favorite game "How Much?".  He was insanely excited about this and even took the time to create an elaborate score card.  Barry on the other hand, was rendered speechless.  Play along at home and see if you can beat us.

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July 3rd, 2011

Well we just can't seem to put the final touches on our 10th and final episode for the series.  To be quite honest, if you are listening to this there is probably something wrong with you.  With that in mind, we decided to just "phone it in" - so to speak.  So we threw this together to keep those of you who are still listening from bitching.  So here is your weekly dose.

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